FRED SCHNEIDER’S MONSTER BLEND™

    CAUTION: DON’T DRINK WITHOUT YOUR DANCING SHOES!

    Experience the Monster Blend crafted with Fred Schneider. As frontman, vocalist and lyricist for the “world’s greatest party band”, The B-52s, Fred and his bandmates gave us beloved songs like “Rock Lobster,” “Dance this Mess Around” and “Private Idaho” and chart-topping hits like “Love Shack” and “Roam”. Fred’s high-energy blend is generously caffeinated, scary-smooth, dark and deep, yet deceptively sweet. Fred has enlisted his monsters to roam the cosmos in search of the perfect beans to roast to a frighteningly intense flavor.

    cupping notes

    A BIG, BIG, TASTE – chocolate, citrus and light spiciness. Perfect for taming any caffeine-hungry Monster.

    Solid In Sets of Twos

    Price shown is for two 10oz coffees or 20oz per order. Shipping is a fixed price of $2.25 per box or $4.50 per order. Pictured above is an example of how your coffee will be purchased and shipped.

    Paid orders typically ship within 72 hours. Our standard business hours are Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time. Standard shipping is typically via UPS, Federal Express, or the U.S. Postal Service and you should allow four (4) to six (6) business days for standard delivery once an order has been shipped.

    $25.78 / 20oz
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    RICH HISTORY, RENOWNED TASTE.

    Our Snake Bomb® blend has developed a cult-like following. It is a coffee to sip and savor. Originally nicknamed “The Champagne of Coffees” by the French, this full-bodied, smooth brew is complex and naturally sweet with explosive hints of citrus and chocolate. This coffee comes from the tropical mountains of Laos and Vietnam where family-run farms overlook the Mekong River as it snakes through the countryside. This beautiful scene masks a history as rich and complex as the coffee grown here.

    Decades ago, coffee farmers migrated higher up the mountains to escape the bombing from the Southeast Asian conflicts. The coffee adapted unexpectedly well to the high altitude, rich volcanic soil and ample rainfall. This created a rare and distinctive flavor found only in this particular region. Laos is the most bombed country per capita on Earth. A portion of the proceeds from every bag goes toward the removal of unexploded bombs (UXO), UXO victim assistance programs and anti-venom projects for snakebites. Please join us by sharing the Lao story and follow our progress at: www.facebook.com/SnakeBombCoffee

    cupping notes

    Southeast Asia’s finest coffee. Bold, sweet and creamy smooth, a great taste hinting of chocolate and exotic fruits with a light floral aroma.

    Solid In Sets of Twos

    Price shown is for two 10oz coffees or 20oz per order. Shipping is a fixed price of $2.25 per box or $4.50 per order. Pictured above is an example of how your coffee will be purchased and shipped.

    Paid orders typically ship within 72 hours. Our standard business hours are Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time. Standard shipping is typically via UPS, Federal Express, or the U.S. Postal Service and you should allow four (4) to six (6) business days for standard delivery once an order has been shipped.

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    Caffeine Snatchers

    Aliens with caffeine pumping through their veins have attacked our planet and are extracting our caffeine using advanced technologies. Luckily these aliens have a heart and know humans can’t survive without coffee and are leaving behind an amazing decaffeinated coffee for us to enjoy.

    OH NO!! The horror!
    Don’t take our caffeine!

    cupping notes

    Caffeine Snatchers is a decaffeinated coffee designed for the true coffee lover. We pick our coffees for taste and then have the caffeine removed, ensuring that we are creating a great tasting decaf. Bold, smooth and sweet.

    Solid In Sets of Twos

    Price shown is for two 10oz coffees or 20oz per order. Shipping is a fixed price of $2.25 per box or $4.50 per order. Pictured above is an example of how your coffee will be purchased and shipped.

    Paid orders typically ship within 72 hours. Our standard business hours are Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time. Standard shipping is typically via UPS, Federal Express, or the U.S. Postal Service and you should allow four (4) to six (6) business days for standard delivery once an order has been shipped.

    $25.78 / 20oz
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    Mistress of the dark™ roast

    The sassy lassie with the classy chassis brings you a dark roast to die for! Shockingly good coffee!

    I’m Dying For Elvira’s Dark Roast.

    cupping notes

    Wicked flavor with hints of sweetness and enchanted chocolate. Perfect for full moons, Friday the 13th’s or everyday coffee drinking.

    Solid In Sets of Twos

    Price shown is for two 10oz coffees or 20oz per order. Shipping is a fixed price of $2.25 per box or $4.50 per order. Pictured above is an example of how your coffee will be purchased and shipped.

    Paid orders typically ship within 72 hours. Our standard business hours are Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time. Standard shipping is typically via UPS, Federal Express, or the U.S. Postal Service and you should allow four (4) to six (6) business days for standard delivery once an order has been shipped.

    $27.70 / 20oz
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    shaman blend

    Enchanting crowds across all dimensions, Meka, the vocal shaman of her band Meka Nism, works to spread wisdom, light, and empowerment. Inspiring lyrics, tremendous energy, and unstoppable charisma make her one of the leading ladies in heavy metal. You feel the magic of her voice flow through your entire being as it’s lifted to an ecstatic state of enlightenment.

    cupping notes

    Journey through the realms of epic flavor with the Meka Nism Shaman Blend! Its time to wake up your soul to the sensation of dark berry, savory earth notes with a milk chocolate finish drumming on your taste buds. Like a mosh pit in your mouth, the Meka Nism Shaman Blend will activate your internal revolution, and make you have a great f**king day!

    Solid In Sets of Twos

    Price shown is for two 10oz coffees or 20oz per order. Shipping is a fixed price of $2.25 per box or $4.50 per order. Pictured above is an example of how your coffee will be purchased and shipped.

    Paid orders typically ship within 72 hours. Our standard business hours are Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Eastern Time. Standard shipping is typically via UPS, Federal Express, or the U.S. Postal Service and you should allow four (4) to six (6) business days for standard delivery once an order has been shipped.

    $29.78 / 20oz
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